01 / The Technology
Fiber. Routers. Switches. Backhaul. VLANs. BGP. Other words that sound extremely impressive when said slowly during a public meeting.
A bold new municipal broadband initiative combining fiber-optic technology with the timeless decision-making traditions of a New England town meeting.
SEE HOW IT WORKS ↓* “Locally mismanaged” means that important networking questions are discussed locally. Technical expertise may vary. This is a parody site and is not affiliated with the Town of Islesboro, Islesboro Municipal Broadband, or any municipal entity.
02 / The Process
First, form a committee. Then form a subcommittee. Then schedule a meeting to discuss whether the subcommittee needs a website.
03 / Technical Support
Have you tried turning it off and on again? Have you tried waiting until Tuesday? Have you tried asking someone under 45?
“Can I get my social security checks with this thing? I think it uses lasers.”